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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you