A gnatural disaster.
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I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
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They were Putin up with him.
You Giraffed it
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
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Slow your roll.
He was trying to save Krypton
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
They all died Jung.
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
A: Heck
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
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