Trample Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!