Trample Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong