Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose