Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.