Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!