What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.