What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.