What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.