What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.