Unemployed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Miscarriage
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
It e-loaf-es! :)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
In case he got a hole in one.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Both cant work without chains.
It never worked out because they never met
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
That you get to meet new people everyday!
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
