Unemployed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
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It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
A saison premiere!
Because he didn't have the balls!
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
No hard feelings.
It failed the Smaug test.
Edam...
There are twenty of them
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
