Unemployed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.
A saison premiere!
It's made with more hops!
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
he was undercover *!*
More doors.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg
They can wear casual clothes to work
SaTURDay
a crime fighter
Because 7 ate 9 out
A Chipmonk.
Chicken Seizure Salad.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
Wonton endangerment.