Unemployed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A: Chump day.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
It has a recognizable gait
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
They both swallow seamen.
Air bubbles.
Portu-geese !
