The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
They can't guard their towers.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
A: He's afraid of the draft.
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Bed buglars.
Iron Pirate
Mu-tents
Con-Descending
We'll have to rehearse that."
His and Hearse towels
Where did my Pokemon Go "
It saw a pikachu across the street.
On a blind date!
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"
