The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
I do."
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"
Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "
PUN-GENT
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
It was hard to make a living.
A Stark contrast
Because it's unmanned
The NaaaaayyyVY
Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo
The big hand's touching the little hand.
America just did.
Because he never existed.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
