The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
His and Hearse towels
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Cancer stole our jobs!"
Soccer tee's
Thesus
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"
Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "
because they can't protect their towers
About 1400 dollars
High Street, of course.
Because he had a stinking cold!
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
He wanted to hang with his family.