Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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League Jokes More League Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.