The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
The same middle name.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
Head Ganon
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
God dogs
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Sorry.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
A coin to scratch it with.
Because they took Pita on them
He was a thief
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
