The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
your boat, gently down the stream...
Because it's whey strained.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Because they'll Pikachu
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Anticlimactic
That would be a dead giveaway.
His and Hearse towels
Last years hide and seek champion
Fowl play !
Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "
I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Groanhenge
