How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)