How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.