How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.