How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.