What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.