What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!