What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...