What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...