What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.