What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."