What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots