What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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a segreGATOR

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.