What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.