What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.