How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.