How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.