How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.