How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.