You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
They never carry their own weight.
A zebra.
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
There are twenty of them.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A portugeeser
Portu-geese !
