What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Portugal Jokes More Portugal Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese