How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.