How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.