How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle