What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.