What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.