What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus