Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.