Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.