Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.