Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.