Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.