What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.