What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"