What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts