What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...