What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.