What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store