Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Breasts don't have eyes.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
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