What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence