What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence