Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

13 Second Jokes More 13 Second Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......