What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.