What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.