What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...