What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.