What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.