Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss