Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !