Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.