Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!