Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!