Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.