Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!