Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears