How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors