How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.