To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
because they get lost at C!
Delivery
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
He found a lump on his testicle.
He is risen.
Snow whites cherry.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
I don't know. Neither did she!
He couldn't
Hit the sack.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
To get to the other slide!
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
