To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Tickled.
Chile out tonight !
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Just Juan.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Because the prick's behind the wheel
A-flat minor.
The Zika virus.