To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
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Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
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He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
Because he got hit by a car
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
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Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
The Zika virus.
Because the prick's behind the wheel
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
A condescending con descending.
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Church.