To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
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He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
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A hole in Juan
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Two. Obviously.
A what?
Lightbulb.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Testicles.
What would you do
He didn't even finish grad school.
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
She was a roman catholic.