To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
A virgin
He went oui, oui.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
They prefer complete sentences.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
Flip it upside-down.
Your kids
He could never hit his kids.
Because they do well with Ripostes.
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They both came in a little behind!
