Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys