Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests