Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.