Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.