Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests