How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"