How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.