How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"