How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.