How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.