How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.