How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.