How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.