How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!