How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.