How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.