How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.