Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Milk Shake Jokes More Milk Shake Jokes

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer