Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.