Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).