Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What I hated the most in Facebook?

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.