Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.