Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter