Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.