Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!