Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!