Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.