Who loses?

America.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.