Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.