Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do black people only ever have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.