Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.