Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled