Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.