Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.