How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...