How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.