Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.