Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust