Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.