Because they are always a little behind
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
The Po Po Po.
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
