Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.