Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.