What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.