What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...