What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa