What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)