What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.