What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.