What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers