What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant