What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !