Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."