Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."