What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.