What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.