What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..