When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.