When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.