Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...