Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.