What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !