What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH