What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.