Because droids can't get service.
He brought the wrong carrion.
They bring flowers to his grave.
We're Finnished."
He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.
BB-L8
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
So he could make his 4Chan.