Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File