Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.