Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.