Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.