What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad