What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".