What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.