What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

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Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?