What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.