What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'